Something Never to be Repeated

As a lot of you will know, I have a difficult time getting to sleep and once I am in the land of nod, staying there. A close friend of mine asked why this was. I tried to explain to her why- thousands of thoughts going around my head that just don't seem to stop- but she couldn't quite grasp the idea. So I did something I will never do ever again, for fear of the consequences for the other person. I vocalised some of the things going through my head, only about 20% though, if I am honest. It was about half past 6 when I finally got to sleep. The poor girl didn't quite understand what was going on!! She was in tears of laughter one minute, then completely confused the next. If you ever hear me snoring, be thankful, and for the sake of all that is good and right with the world, DO NOT WAKE ME UP!!